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LIWANYU HAS A venomous TONGUE! liwanyu called me and i went hysterical.
We were deciding where to go on tues.
wy: wangshua coming back on tues. we go changi airport pick her up lah.
me: lets grab a rucksack and cover her up before her parents spot her and bash her up.
then.... we decided to go zoo.
me: lets cover wangshua with rucksack and drag her to the zoo. we can exchange her for a chimpanzee during the animal show.
IF YOU THINK THAT I AM EVIL.... behold....
me: will you miss me?
wy: no. i will not.... *pause* WAIT. i will miss insulting you! I love to insult you so much.
me: eh..
wy: anyway you love to be insulted what.
AND I LAUGHED HAPPILY.
wy: see. you enjoy being insulted.
me: i ask you huh.. if a person graduated from sec sch in 2005, then how much older he/she is then us huh?
wy: 2 years. IDIOT!
AND I LAUGHED. i admit this is sort of a stupid qs but i haven't done maths for long long time what.
wy: you really no brain leh. ni zuo ren zhen de hen xin ku (your life is really sad). At the end of the post you should write: Only an idiot like me will laugh when get insulted.
And i laughed really happily. dont ask me why.
Then, she went on to insult Boyi.
me: xingying said jjc's orientation may cost $70. i dunno true or not.
wy: i dont feel like going. Seriously, i dunno want to go.
me: eh. but boyi said orientation is very very fun.
wy: come on, who will take his words seriously. he has no life. only an idiot like you will believe lah.
AND I LAUGHED EVEN MORE HAPPILY.
wy: laugh la. laugh more. I think this hol you stone too much already. It's time for to you vent out.
And she continued...
wy: You know boyi's paunch shrink already not? i couldnt stand his stomach. Ta de du zi zhen de hen da lor. I cant imagine 50 years... *pause*... no, 10 years later. You should lend him your U-zap and earn commission.
AND I WENT TOTALLY CRAZY WITH HYSTERICS.
wy: i called you ltr can. cos my phone no free incoming. (although she's the one who's calling me)
me: *thinking that her words make no sense*. eh. then your phone got free outgoing?
wy: no. tell me whose phone got free outgoing one. which company will provide free outgoing one? Then all the ppl called and dont pick up their phones izzit?
AND I was laughing so madly that i could see stars and moon ( fake ones)
LIWANYU HAS A venomous TONGUE! liwanyu called me and i went hysterical.
We were deciding where to go on tues.
wy: wangshua coming back on tues. we go changi airport pick her up lah.
me: lets grab a rucksack and cover her up before her parents spot her and bash her up.
then.... we decided to go zoo.
me: lets cover wangshua with rucksack and drag her to the zoo. we can exchange her for a chimpanzee during the animal show.
IF YOU THINK THAT I AM EVIL.... behold....
me: will you miss me?
wy: no. i will not.... *pause* WAIT. i will miss insulting you! I love to insult you so much.
me: eh..
wy: anyway you love to be insulted what.
AND I LAUGHED HAPPILY.
wy: see. you enjoy being insulted.
me: i ask you huh.. if a person graduated from sec sch in 2005, then how much older he/she is then us huh?
wy: 2 years. IDIOT!
AND I LAUGHED. i admit this is sort of a stupid qs but i haven't done maths for long long time what.
wy: you really no brain leh. ni zuo ren zhen de hen xin ku (your life is really sad). At the end of the post you should write: Only an idiot like me will laugh when get insulted.
And i laughed really happily. dont ask me why.
Then, she went on to insult Boyi.
me: xingying said jjc's orientation may cost $70. i dunno true or not.
wy: i dont feel like going. Seriously, i dunno want to go.
me: eh. but boyi said orientation is very very fun.
wy: come on, who will take his words seriously. he has no life. only an idiot like you will believe lah.
AND I LAUGHED EVEN MORE HAPPILY.
wy: laugh la. laugh more. I think this hol you stone too much already. It's time for to you vent out.
And she continued...
wy: You know boyi's paunch shrink already not? i couldnt stand his stomach. Ta de du zi zhen de hen da lor. I cant imagine 50 years... *pause*... no, 10 years later. You should lend him your U-zap and earn commission.
AND I WENT TOTALLY CRAZY WITH HYSTERICS.
wy: i called you ltr can. cos my phone no free incoming. (although she's the one who's calling me)
me: *thinking that her words make no sense*. eh. then your phone got free outgoing?
wy: no. tell me whose phone got free outgoing one. which company will provide free outgoing one? Then all the ppl called and dont pick up their phones izzit?
AND I was laughing so madly that i could see stars and moon ( fake ones)
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