The latest joke (only me, ziyun a.k.a pau and shaunneo will understand):

Miss ***'s fake imaginary ear.

Me and pau laughed until we had cramps everywhere and we could barely stand up straight after that 30 mins. You can imagine how incredulously hilarious it was, thanks to shaunneo's absolutely lame comment.

At assembly,

pau: You see that teacher with yellow specs? He looks like a goblin.

5mins later...

pau: I don't want to stand next to yinwai. She looks out of place.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Now you see why i kept laughing for the past few days:)


H3 was such a waste of time today because...
1) Professor was late ( though he claimed he waited 45 min for a cab which i did not believe)
2) The NTU guy kept promoting NTU stuff like scholarships and courses to us *yawns* and most importantly, he demeaned other universities. How immoral.
3) The caucasian professor was nowhere as fantastic as the Nj lecturers. He read from slides and his elaboration = no elaboration. Seriously, even ah wang is better. hehe.
4) The prof finished 26 pages of notes in one and a half hour because he wanted to go home badly (though he claimed that we all wanted to go home because it's CNY and it's Fri). So absurd.


HAPPY CHINESE OX YEAR! May you metamorphose from a tiny insignificant mouse into a strong healthy buffalo!