The Modern Beauty & Beast

Enjoy this ridiculous story by me.

Once upon a time, there live an ugly creature.

Hello. my name is Beast, Beee-st

Hello! *gives a princessy pout*. Moi name is Beauty. Gees.oh yeah, Hi! my name is Rooney and i am trying to wreck Beast & Jolie's relationship. eehehehehe *evil grin*. One day Beast pop up the question to Beauty.

Beast: Are you willing to marry me, my love? Beauty: Of course i do, my honey bunny.

And she planted a kiss on Beast's lips. aww.

Instantly, Beast turned into a handsome prince. (though not as handsome as CR)OMGGGGGG

Rooney was stunned and darted out of the house. He was crying like a piece of s-h-i-t.

Poor retard.Beast & Beauty then live happily ever after...Gees. I am gonna be a famous scriptwriter for Hollywood. Gees. Behold people. don't worry! i will give you my signature!